What has four letters, never has five, and sometimes has nine I am a 37 year old creatively inclined guy, profession contractor, full-time handyman, occasional digital artist, and bad programmer. I enjoy outdoor activities and my eclectic taste in media is wide but picky. I thrive on uselss trivia, and given the choice I'll always choose a documentary about wildlife over a fictional series. My wife is a 35 year old crafty and weirdly domestic woman. She likes cooking and k-pop and erotic fan-fic...