Hello! 

Thanks for checking us out. If you clicked on here, you must know how to push buttons and hopefully all the right ones 😏 So grab a drink; here is a little about us…

We have a great sense of humour, love to be outside, hike and the cottage is our happy place. Mrs enjoying pilates, running and biking (she is pretty ok at bikes but really good at riding ;) and the Mr is into road biking, so we prefer a couple that likes to be active too. We like curvy (‘cause we are too) but for us it doesn’t all come down to body pics, but no worries we will perve on yours! For the Mrs., it doesn’t matter how great your body pics are, if your sweet faces don’t match, so invitations to see faces is much appreciated. Mrs. doesn’t really care about pics of the Mr’s package. If your on here, that should stand for something! Personality also comes into the fold quite a bit, so holding a great flirty convo first is a must. Smokers need not apply. There are no exceptions to this rule, but we are 420 friendly. 

If you are a couple and don’t have good pictures available of both of you, don’t bother sending a message as the Mrs finds this very frustrating! A couple profile means couple photos. If you send a message and have no pics at all, we won’t respond. Don't be boring and send a form message....let us know a bit about you to get us intrigued.

You want to talk? Call your mom. You want to fuck? Call us - we are NOT interested in endless conversations, we want to actually meet people who we connect with. We are very much about quality not quantity. Balancing two sets of kid schedules and work means our time is limited so we want to make the most of it. And by the most of it, we mean exploring your bodies.... Our priority is 4 way couple play, as we are a full swap same room couple, but we do struggle to find that connection as the Mrs. needs to be attracted to both parties equally. For this reason, we will play solo from time to time if the stars align for the right people.

Grooming is important, so ladies should be lasered/waxed/shaved and gentlemen should take care of their bits somewhat too 😊 and their faces. Mrs can’t handle crazy beards. Nicely trimmed is fine. The Mrs has Type One Diabetes, which means she always has a sensor on her arm that reads her blood sugar and a small sticker device on her abdomen which gives her insulin. If these robot bits are intimidating, then skip over us, but they have no impact on her performance nor yours on her! This should also give you an idea just how sweet she is 😜

Mrs holds an executive (and somewhat public) role, so discretion is important and for this reason will not likely meet up with others directly in the same city, unless you can persuade us otherwise. The Mrs is the gate keeper, but don't worry, not like Zuul in Ghost Busters, however you are likely writing to her when you reach out. We love the experiences we have had in the LS which keeps us looking for the next adventure....aside from getting married this fall!

So you read this far? Way to go! If you haven't laughed at least a couple times while reading this, we are probably not the couple for you. 
Will we be discreetly yours? Time will tell....