WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE TONE AND IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT WE HAVE TO BEGIN OUR PROFILE THIS WAY :(

FOR ALL THE MALES THAT FLOODED OUR ACCOUNT ONCE AGAIN. WE APPRECIATE THE UNWANTED COMPLIMENTS, BUT PLEASE STOP SENDING MESSAGES AND PICTURES OF YOUR DICK. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE TIME TO READ OUR PROFILE, THEN WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU. IF YOU CANNOT RESPECT A WRITTEN REQUEST, THEN WE HAVE ZERO DESIRE IN MEETING YOU. WE WILL CONTACT THOSE WE ARE INTERESTED IN. YOUR HORNY FANTASIES ARE RUINING THIS SITE AND MAKES YOU LOOK DESPERATE. APART FROM BEING COMPLETELY UNATTRACTIVE, STATISTICALLY YOU ARE A DIME IN A DOZEN AT BEST. IF WE WANT COCKS, WE CAN GET THEM WITHOUT YOUR UNSOLICITED MESSAGES. YOUR SIZE OR BODY IS IRRELEVANT IF YOU CANNOT READ.

AS FOR "COUPLES", WE CAN DISCERN WHEN ITS A MALE SENDING MESSAGES AND SAME AS ABOVE, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN A ONE-SIDED OPPORTUNITY THAT MOST LIKELY WILL LEAD NOWHERE WITHOUT THE FEMALE CONSENTING. WE SEEK TRANSPARENCY AND A "COUPLE" NOT THE MALE OF A COUPLE SHOWING THE SAME AGGRESSIVE NATURE OF SINGLE MALES SEEKING EXCITEMENT INSTEAD OF CREATING IT.

WORD OF ADVICE:

WORKING FOR SOMETHING SOUGHT AFTER BUILDS DESIRE AND REWARDS YOU WITH SATISFACTION AND PLEASURE.

SOMETHING READILY AVAILABLE IS SIMPLY WORTHLESS.

THE SYSTEM NEEDS TO SEPARATE COUPLES SEEKING COUPLES AND COUPLES SEEKING WOMEN WITH THE OPTION TO VIEW MALES. THE AMOUNT OF MESSAGES IS OVERWHELMING AND SOME COMMENTS ARE A TURNOFF RATHER THAN ENTICING. WE KINDLY REQUEST NO MESSAGES FROM MALES AT THIS POINT AND CONTACT ONLY FROM REAL COUPLES WHO HAVE DISCUSSED OUR PROFILE, NOT HORNY MALES PRETENDING TO BE IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH FEMALES.

SORRY FOR THE RANT, BUT THE MESSAGES ARE RELENTLESS AND TAKES THE SEXY OUT OF THE POSSIBILITY OF MEETING SOME FUN, REAL PEOPLE. PORN IS ALWAYS AN AVAILABLE OPTION FOR ANYONE HORNY THAT LOVES TO SEE AND PLAY WITH THEIR OWN COCK.

FINALLY, HERE IS OUR PROFILE FOR THE LITERATE AND WITH SELF-CONTROL:

Sexy couple looking for fun encounters with bi-women and select males, preferably submissive to her desires. Females only apply and WE WILL CONTACT CHOSEN MALES WE ARE INTERESTED IN.

We seek talk first, dating until we establish comfort, then buckle up for many shared memories. I have more lingerie (of all flavours and styles) than a sex shop, more than 100 pairs of sexy shoes and boots, hot swimsuits, dresses that makes old men stiff and women's nipples hard, and enough toys to make you blush. We both have sexy tattoos that are proportionate, discreet and tasteful, and I have a few surprise piercings that everyone loves.

We do not seek a one-time endeavour, we want committed partners for long-term and perhaps exclusivity if it develops to that. We are disease free and seek the same and will provide and request current results should we decide to engage in intimacy. We value our lives and no probable great sexual encounter is worth ruining the rest of your life over something preventable, regrettable, and shameful.

We already have the most amazing sex, we are just not selfish and want to share the passion with others, seeking sexy new bodies that bring some fresh, filthy experiences to make make us all feel alive and desired. Laughter and good humour are a must.

We enjoy kissing, oral, vaginal, and perhaps anal (females only). We also prefer barebacking, and creampies, but only when trust has been earned. We enjoy cum play, however, that is not a must or necessary, we respect your desires and boundaries. Just being open so you know what we like and would like to experience if you're open to our sexual preferences.

The following is something we would really enjoy doing with the right partners:

As a male or female, you being open to eating my man's cum out of my pussy, cum sharing and swapping (kissing), and being submissive to us; male and female submissive to her requests and desires, although she is a gentle soul, but with sexual conviction (a great mix as it's not demeaning or intimidating, but rather gratifying and hot!). We are into FFM, MMF, barebacking, CREAMPIES, cum play, submission, DOUBLE BARREL (her favourite), DOUBLE PENETRATION, DOUBLE VAGINAL (her favourite), being stretched, anal, discrete public sex (the risk of forbidden and being caught is so exciting), and filming private videos of our own works of art. Although all ages are more than welcome, WE HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR FIT, SEXY OLDER COUPLES OR YOUNG COUPLES IN THEIR 20s. Young cocks have stamina, young women have soft skin and innocence, older couples know how to fuck, nothing sexier than an experienced dirty cock or a sexy seductress that knows how to please a man and is comfortable with her body! If you are in your early 20s - 30s or 55+ to 70, front of the line for you.

She is head-turning pretty, with a beautiful smile, a gentle demeanor, and will make anyone laugh. Her body is as proportionate as they come, with handfuls for tits, great womanly hips with a cheeky full ass with the perfect amount of giggle, perfect thighs with long, fit legs, sexy feet and painted toes, and a pretty, tiny trimmed pussy and asshole that makes any flower envious of her natural beauty. She has painted nails and likes to wear her wedding band to remind herself and all of the hot slut-wife she is when she's playing. Nothing is hotter than a nicely kept female hand gripping a cock(s) with her wedding bands on!!! Actually, fresh cum on her rings is equally hot...

She loves anklets, heels, thigh highs, tiny panties, sheer everything, body chains, and going braless. Her moto is everything is better in pairs: pants, shoes, tits, cocks, and couples : *

She is proud to be a slut-wife, that is totally cock-owned, worships cock with her mouth and body, is a self-proclaimed Cum Slut, and LOVES the thought of threesomes, orgies, and maybe a gangbang with another like-minded slut one day, to share the fun and cum.

He is fit, handsome, intelligent, with a huge heart and cock (comes in a pair always). He has big hands and gives the best sensual massages, and under the table pussy teases. He was gifted with a proportionate, and perfectly sized, beautifully tanned, long, thick cock (7.5"+), the type women secretly fantasize about, has huge, tasty loads, fucks a minimum of three times in any given day with a record of 9 in a single evening, eats pussy like a starving lesbian, and is an experienced bull that will make you squirt (I thought it was a myth until he made me gush). He is gentle, he is manly, he will seduce you, he will use you, and his style is unpredictable, talented and addictive. I never thought I would ever be cock-owned until now.

As it can be appreciated, our chemistry is beyond words, we met in a way nothing short of a romance story, and we are each other's soulmates. We just have a progressive appetite for excitement and the need to share with others our passion for sex in a meaningful way that can be treasured instead of just being good enough for the time being. We seek connection over quick gratification.

Lastly, we are attractive and fit, kind, respectful, educated, and seeking the same. We seek classy with good manners and positive attitudes for friendship and hot, exciting sexual encounters. Although attractiveness is crucial, we do not seek physical perfection, we seek sexy people and that comes from within and spills into the outer image. You either understand this or you don't. If we do not respond, it is because we are not interested; sorry!

Being desperate is not attractive, it just makes it more awkward and pushes us further away. Sorry for all the rules, but at least we know what we want, and we mean what we say. Happy searching and thank you for taking the time to read our profile. It feels lonely down here as it seems no one has an attention span anymore...

Happy playing to all!

A&E

PS: Thank you for stopping by and for making it this far. A considerable amount of time was invested in writing this because we deem it to be an accurate representation of who we are and what we seek. Anything worthwhile and that is good is done with preparation and effort. We put the effort in hoping we find the right match(es) because we are real. We trust the effort will definitely pay off, fingers crossed...