We were driving home from the nude beach and trying to come up with a hook for this profile, which to be honest we have neglected over the past few years, as life does sometimes get in the way. Eventually she blurted out "I don't know what to say ... people like being around us and people like having sex with us ... the challenge is that I'm picky about the latter." And rather than argue about it, we just decided to go with that.

She is more picky. But maybe a better way to describe her is that she likes to have an intellectual connection (humour counts!) as well as physical attraction before playing. She also really wants to feel confident that she's playing with someone as skilled as her husband. We are more vanilla than we would like to be, and that's situational and circumstantial. We're fiercely loyal, playful and have full, vibrant lives. We both train as Masters athletes in swimming (one of us can still do a 100 Fly, you decide based on the shoulders who that is.) We've been to Hedo twice, frequent the nude beach at Port Burwell, and are almost always planning our next adventure. Maybe it will be with you? Message us. Discretion is VERY important to us. We are D&D free, and would expect honesty and the same.

Truthfully, while we aren't interested in rushing things (see above re: picky....), we also have no interest in spending months chatting before we meet in person. We have lifestyle friends who live too far away and we would dearly love to have some closer to home.

If you are still reading, thanks! Here's some more things you might want to know:

• we play as a couple (she is bi, he is flexible) & like seeing each other enjoy pleasure

• we are both confident and expect you to be able to talk about your why and how this fits into your relationship; we don't do drama

• we are consent driven first and foremost and we will respect your rules

• smoking is not our preference, but is also not a deal breaker if everything else aligns; if you need to get drunk or wasted to do this, you are also probably not for us.

• no choking, neither of us likes to be smacked around (though a firm tap on the ass is not misplaced), no toilet play

• you can expect squirting, multiple orgasms, laughing; we are good with our tongues (and after a good romp love to be made speechless)

If you've made it this far, you should absolutely send us a message. Put "Blue" in the subject line and we will know you read all the way.