*** Single guys we are not interested in your messages, chats, friend requests, album invites, and anything of the sort. Doing any of those things earn you a block. ***

Friend Requests: We don't like to grant those as in the past we have had couples use our friend list to pull a fast one.

Out of town folks: Our experience with this has been they never show up so we do not understand any circumstances make plans with people who do not live near by [Within about 100 KM].

Hi there,

We are looking for like minded couples who are of a similar age and life situation. (We are not currently looking to meet single men) Not interested in the below 34 and 50+ crowd. Something that is of the utmost important to us is that both people in any couple we correspond with must both be on board with the lifestyle. This is mentioned here as most conversations we have here are with husbands masquerading as committed couples which is the antithesis of what we are seeking here. If we have said "no" in the past, please be adult enough not to try your luck again.

It's also important that there be pictures of both of you on your profile. All to often here there are no pictures of the men. That will automatically lead us to say no.

About Us:

We are both clean cut and classy. One thing we are not is super models and wouldn't pretend to be. Neither of us are ripped so if that is your type, we are not for you. We've been told that we our banter and wit are top notch by others. Who are we to disagree?

We both have taxing jobs which require 60 hour work weeks at times and have children. I mention this as we are not always available to meet and should not be taken as a slight.

If you would like to chat feel free to reach out after carefully reading our profile. If you are an unpaid member, I am not sure how to help you.

What we look for:

We are a full swap couple so if you are not ready for that we understand but won't use our limited time for lifestyle activities to meet you.

Currently we are not seeing solo friends (Male), we are open to couples and women.

In terms of what we look for in other couples, "he" does not have a type, "she" tends to be more discerning in who she is interested in. Too often on these sites, there are no pictures of the man which makes things a harder sell for "her". When corresponding its nice when a message has more than a "sup" in it. In return we always respond reasonably quickly. Ghosting or ignoring people isn't our style.

Hard No's:

We don't share overly sexual or nude pictures of ourselves and we do not expect nor ask for any in return. We have had too many adventures with picture collectors on this front.

Travel is out of the question. We don't have the free time to roam too far.

We don't do pain, humiliation, human excrement, or anything that excludes anyone. We do this for fun, not to be mean.

No single men please. There is absolutely nothing so remarkable about you that will change our minds on this. Spamming our inbox with your messages and pictures only shows us that you haven't read this profile or you have boundary issues.

The thing I love most about Swingers Heaven is the endless number of users who send us questions to our inbox that can easily be answered by reading our profile! Doing so might just earn you a snarky remark.

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