To Note: If your message looks like a template, I’m hitting delete. Effort is the ultimate foreplay.

I'm an attractive married female, currently 6 months into figuring out this whole dynamic, so expect a blend of sarcasm, transparency, and the occasional shy moment. If you can handle a little social awkwardness mixed with dry wit, you might survive.

To the ladies: I'm happily married and looking to explore and entertain another woman (dominant if possible) to seriously spice things up in the bedroom.

To the men: I'm interested in solo play or joining you and your lady, but my attention span for dull conversation is zero. I’m super selective, so consider keeping my attention your first big challenge. 😉 Your big muscles or a dick pic won't do it. I LOVE banter and being courted.

My Non-Negotiables

Discretion & Hygiene. If you need clarification on this, you're not the one.

The Look: Physical attraction is a must. If you’re interested, please send a facial photo if one is not clearly on your profile, But don't forget the brain-stimulation test comes next.

Aesthetic Pleasures: Tattoos and beards are an immediate plus. I LOVE a nice smile and a guy who smells nice.

Deal Breakers: Smoking (420 is fine) and Liars. Absolutely hate both. Don’t even try.

Warning Label: I thrive on attention. A scary, ridiculous amount of it. Proceed with caution as this is where my attention will be lost.

Looking forward to your move.