Married (ENM) and newish to this dynamic. Expect a blend of sarcasm, shyness, transparency, and dry wit.

I’m not here for a low-effort hookup; I want chemistry, desire, and someone who isn't afraid of a little "Brat" energy. Discretion and hygiene is at the utmost importance.

I thrive on attention—a ridiculous amount of it. But keeping mine is your first big challenge. I’m looking for someone who finds pleasure in providing that level of intensity.

For the Ladies: Seeking a dominant woman to join me and my husband. I want someone who can take control and seriously spice things up.

For the Men: Interested in solo play or joining you and your lady.

The Fantasy: A major "four hands" fantasy..being the total focus of two people at once.

Dont hit that like button if

1. There is no effort (it's the ultimate foreplay). If your message looks like a template, I’m hitting delete.

2. You Smoke: 420 is fine, cigarettes are a dealbreaker.

3. Lie: Transparency is everything.

4. No photos: I will ask for a video verification before we start chatting seriously.

5. You prefer quantity over quality.

Physical attraction is a must. Tattoos, beards, and a great scent are points in your favor.

The Entry Test:

To prove you read this, your first message should include your name, height and your ideal date.

Bonus points for creativity.

Your move.