Pre-owned luxury model with all the extras

Free test drives are now being offered. I come complete with a money back guarantee and an extended service warranty. I am a 50 year old divorced male. I have low mileage and was driven only on Sundays. The standard features: 6'0", 185lbs', blue eyes, blonde hair, athletic-ish build.

Dealer options: hair on my head (not on my back), all my teeth, college educated, and fully employed. Additional options include conversational ability and a good sense of humor. can give massage and will make sure a show is put on for the intended audience.

I'm not your typical dad, unless your dad is a 50-year-old with a dad bod and an insatiable appetite for casual fun. I'm open-minded and always up for a good time, whether it's with a lovely lady or a daring couple. And don't worry, fellas, while I'm not gay, I'm definitely not uptight either. I'm sometimes hard to miss. And let's be honest, you won't want to miss out on the fun we could have together. So if you're looking for someone who's up for almost anything and knows how to have a good time, look no further than me. Let's make some unforgettable memories together.

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