Please read my entire profile before sending a message. I’ve taken the time to be clear and thorough about what I’m looking for, and I expect messages that reflect that. I don’t enjoy time wasters and won’t engage with people who obviously haven’t read what I’ve written.

Who?

I’m open to couples, single men, single women, or partnered men whose partners are fully aware and genuinely comfortable sharing. No judgment toward complicated situations, but I am not interested in being “the other woman.” If you’re sneaking around behind someone’s back, I’m not your person. I value discretion, honesty, and straightforward, low-drama interactions. I am selective about who I spend time with (friends, romantic partners, and FWBs alike) and that applies here as well.

What?

NSA sexy fun with a fit, attractive woman who has great sexual energy, loves engaged, enthusiastic sex, and genuinely enjoys oral (giving and receiving). My body is healthy, responsive, and very appreciative when treated well.

Where?

Ideally somewhere within a 15-minute drive of me (Welland). If you can host within that radius, fantastic. Otherwise, you’ll need to cover a room (I’m happy to suggest nearby motels).

When?

I’m occasionally available on weekday evenings or weekend afternoons for a maximum of 2 hours total, including my travel time. The exact days and times can vary depending on the week, but the time limit itself is firm and non-negotiable. For example, if I need to drive 15 minutes each direction to a motel, we will have 90 minutes together. If I’d need to drive more than that, it’s generally not worth it for me.

Why?

I have a healthy sex drive and feel my best when it’s being met regularly. When I’m not in a relationship - or when I am, but my partner and I aren’t together often and they’re fully on board - I prefer a consistent FWB over random one-offs, provided there’s mutual respect, attraction, and reliability.

How?

Message me with a brief description of your situation (single / couple / partnered man), where we could realistically meet, and what you bring to the table. I can’t see 18+ profile pics because I’m not a paying member, but you may include photos with your message.

If I like what I read, I’ll move the conversation to email (please include your email address if you want a reply) and I will share one face pic there. I have a full life, so replies aren’t instant.

The next step, always, is a public, in-person meet (coffee or tea, not your car or a bar). I don’t play on the first meetup, but if there’s chemistry I enjoy kissing and getting a general sense of compatibility. I know within the first five minutes whether we’ll click, and I prefer that over endless texting.

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Important Standards & Boundaries (Please Read Carefully)

I have very high standards for who I spend time with. I demand respect for my time, my boundaries, and honesty at all times.

I have clear rules that I always follow. If you try to push, negotiate, or “test” these boundaries, I will end the conversation immediately with no exceptions.

Some examples:

• I always meet a new person in public before making any plans to play.

• I never send additional photos until after we’ve met in person.

• If I catch you in a lie, no matter how small, I will block and move on without discussion. (Why lie about your age? I just don’t get it!)

This may sound firm, but it’s simply how I protect my peace and ensure good experiences. The right people respect this without issue.

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What I’m looking for:

You (or the male half of a couple) must be able to get and stay hard long enough for me to cum multiple times before you do. Sexual stamina and enthusiasm matter. I also very much enjoy girl-girl time with a sexy woman.

Hygiene is non-negotiable: non-smoker, good teeth, clean, healthy, reasonably fit, punctual, reliable, and respectful. Not overly hairy; trimmed below the belt; facial hair must be well-groomed.

Condoms are required until trust is earned, and proof of a recent clean test must be shared. I test regularly and expect the same.

If you message me, start with the word “pineapples.” This tells me you actually read my profile and will move you to the top of my list.

Lastly, you must be open to feedback. I know what I like and will communicate clearly. If I ask for more or less of something while we are playing, I expect you to listen and adjust.