Teddy Bare Picnic is like Spring Break for Adults! Just hundreds of sexually minded couples doing what they do! Music all weekend so like a music festival. The organizers do a LOT to create a naughty atmosphere, including huge Foam pit on Sat night, lube wrestling, human sundaes, huge play room with hot tubs, body painting, and more. The whole place is clothing optional. Its pretty popular, so expect to be camping right beside another couple or group (no designated camp sites). There are a few rooms at this resort, but they always book up fast, so if you want a room, call now. 

For the safety and privacy of our guests, we do not give out the location or address until we send confirmation for a booking. But it's in Ontario, about 2.5 hrs from Toronto, Ottawa and the US border. Very accessibly by car, no need to worry about 4W drive.  SH does not allow URL posting, but Google the name, very easy to find online.

Sandy Bottoms Resort is a LS friendly, clothing optional resort nestled amongst the forest in central Ontario. Book a room, villa, cabin or bring your camping gear and spend some time on this lovely 10+ acres of pristine, natural land with it's own private lake. Several week long vacation events to choose from, each with it's own theme. Stay for the week, a weekend or even a few days mid week and get to know dozens of other open minded, sexually adventurous couples. Self catering, BYOB. Why fly overseas to Hedo or Desire when we're right here in your back yard!? Cya at Sandy Bottoms Resort this summer!

Teddy BARE Picnic - central Ontario - Aug 7-11, 2019. (yearly event) This is a LS friendly, clothing optional camping weekend located just a few hours from Toronto, Ottawa and the US border. Schedule events happening all weekend long, including: lube wrestling, foam pit party, themed dance parties, DJ and live music all weekend long, play room with hot tubs, Meet & Greets, Beach party, naked volleyball, games and contests, body painting and so much more! There are a few rooms available to rent but they go quickly so book soon! Or bring your tent, camper or RV. Check our site for more details, rates and to register for this event .... Spring Break for Adults!

Most adult stores can order either item, although chastity belts are really just a novelty. Most usable, wearable chastity is designed for men, but Extreme Restraints has a couple of female options. Good luck!

Personally, I shop at Value Village and thrift stores. It takes some time, but I ALWAYS find something fun and sexy. (and I'm a plus size... always find tons of sexy, cute things in average sizes) Like you said, you're looking for something to wear in vanilla settings, so likely aren't looking for super sheer or daringly low tops. Good luck in your search!

The Pineapple seems to be the most prevelant signifier. In one community inside a larger city, they open their garage door one foot to identify swingers reside there. But still.... how do you go ring a doorbell and ask? lol

You really should try it out! Great camping weekend, much like a Spring Break kinda atmosphere. Everyone is there to party. We see 'camp crawls' happen between the scheduled events, and sometimes there are dozens of people moving on from one camp to another! Restaurant on site if you don't want to bother cooking. Hot tubs on site, huge play room. Lube wrestling Sat afternoon is always a huge hit. Music playing all weekend, either DJ or live bands Sat night. Don't expect the Ritz, it's an older campground takeover. There are a FEW rooms to rent (very basic) so book now or plan to pack tent/camper/RV. And the attendees are always friendly, open and inviting. 

Sandy Bottoms Resort is an adults only, clothing optional, lifestyle friendly retreat in Ontario, just a few short hours drive from both Toronto and Ottawa. Over 10 acres of private, all natural land, plenty of rooms, villas and cabins to rent, a PRIVATE Lake (crown land on the other side, so no nosy neighbors!) with a sandy beach, communal kitchen, lounge, and party space, whats not to love!? Pack your RV, camper or tent for a more economical vacation. Themed week long vacation options (or book a weekend or take advantage of the mid-week deals to try it out for a couple of days) and a Schedule of Events to join in if you're feeling it. Self Catering (means you bring your own food and drink), parties every night, days relaxing on the beach with other like minded, sexually adventurous couples. Check out the official website for more details, prices, etc. <removed>

Sorry we can't help you (sorry, single guy), but for others this might be of interest. The O Zone in Toronto hosts a monthly Sat. night Zodiac party that gets the birthday person and their partner in for free! Just have to flash your ID at the door on the specific Zodiac night to get a FREE couples pass. Watch the listings or check the official site for Birthday party dates. 

Membership at The O Zone is included in your first visit, then you can take advantage of the discounts (and no yearly membership fee to renew). Reg. admission on Fri is $40/couple (or $20/cpl before 10pm), and Sat is $60/couple (or $40/cpl before 10pm). Frequent Flyers can purchase a Platinum Membership ($199/2 months) and there is often a Platinum membership special for half price (watch the site for dates for that). There's also a monthly Zodiac party on a Sat. night combined with another theme, and anyone who's celebrating a b'day can flash their ID to confirm they fall in that Zodiac window for a FREE couples pass. So if the price is keeping you away, look for the deals The O Zone offers.