PLEASE READ THE DETAILS BELOW - THEY WILL SAVE YOU SOME TIME!

SVP, LISEZ CE QUI SUIT, CELA POURRA VOUS SAUVER DU TEMPS!

* THIS IS NOT A 'LIFESTYLE' FOR US. IT'S JUST A FUN WAY OF CONNECTING WITH OTHER FUN PEOPLE. WE ENGAGE IN THIS EXCHANGE OF BODIES AND IDEAS WHEN LIFE PERMITS. 🙃

** YOU'VE SEEN US, WE'LL NEED TO SEE CLEAR & RECENT PHOTOS OF BOTH OF YOU. WE ARE ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE WHO ARE AND LOOK FIT,

*** SINGLE MEN, BE EXCEPTIONAL. HAVE A FLAT STOMACH. NO FRIEND REQUESTS OR DICK PICS. BE PUNCTUAL, RESPECTFUL, HONEST, AND RELIABLE. NO DOMS, BULLS, CUCKS, ETC. NO FLABBY ARMS, MAN-BOOBS, OR WAIST-TIRES.                                                                                               

MORE PHYSICAL DETAILS: 

Her: fit, size 1, 32 D cup, 110 lbs, blonde - Brazilian-style waxed. Can be shy at first.                                                                                      

Him: fit, cut, 34" waist, 210lbs, light brown - Shaved/trimmed. 

We've been married 25+ years and are madly in love. We offer discretion, safety, respect, patience, honesty, humour, kindness, and sexual energy. Stress, drama, and pressure are not on the menu.

We are not bed-hoppers. Friendship would be ideal. Playtime on a first meet isn't really our thing. She is attracted to men who are fit. Trimming, shaving, waxing, etc. your sexy bits is very important to us, as is dental/oral hygiene. Protection is not negotiable. We are light drinkers and cannot host. Smokers: Please don't have smokers’ breath or smell of stale tobacco.

We are not WOKE, but we do not tolerate bigots in any shape or form. Besides, we all bleed the same colour, right?

Let’s get together and make some outrageously naughty memories...

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