PLEASE READ THE DETAILS BELOW - THEY WILL SAVE YOU SOME TIME!

SVP, LISEZ CE QUI SUIT, CELA POURRAIT VOUS SAUVER DU TEMPS!

* THIS IS NOT A 'LIFESTYLE' FOR US. IT'S JUST A FUN, FORBIDDEN WAY OF CONNECTING WITH OTHER FUN PEOPLE. WE ENGAGE IN THIS EXCHANGE OF BODIES AND IDEAS WHEN LIFE PERMITS. 🙃

** OUR PHOTOS SHOW US AS WE LOOK TODAY. WHAT YOU SEE OF US IS WHAT WE MUST SEE OF YOU. THAT'S ONLY REASONABLE, RIGHT? PROFILES WITHOUT RECENT, CLEAR AND UNOBSTRUCTED (VERY SCANTILLY CLAD) BODY PHOTOS OF BOTH OF YOU, AND THOSE WITHOUT ANY PHOTOS WORRY US, FRANKLY. SHORT FORM: SHOW US YOUR BARE TUMMIES!

*** WE WORK VERY HARD AT BEING AND LOOKING FIT, AND WE ARE ATTRACTED TO OTHERS WHO DO LIKEWISE. DESPITE THIS DISCLAIMER, NO KEN AND BARBIE CLONES, S'IL VOUS PLAÎT, AS WE DON'T HAVE SIX PACKS AND DON'T REQUIRE THEM IN OTHERS.

**** SINGLE MEN: YOU ALMOST INVARIABLY WON'T READ THIS, BUT HERE WE GO... READ OUR ENTIRE BIO OR BE IGNORED. BE EXCEPTIONAL. BEER GUTS, TRIPLE CHINS, TIRES AROUND YOUR WAISTS, ETC. ARE NON-STARTERS. ON OCCASIONS WHERE MFM IS ON OUR PLAYLIST, PREPARE TO WINE AND DINE HER. "OH, HEY THERE..." MESSAGES LEAVE US UNINSPIRED. WE DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS FROM SINGLE MEN. LOOK LIKE CHEWBACCA WITH YOUR SHIRT OFF? THAT MIGHT BE AN ISSUE... DICK PICS MAKE US GIGGLE. EMPHASIZE HOW PUNCTUAL, RESPECTFUL, HONEST, ORGANIZED AND NON-PUSHY YOU ARE. DOM, BULL, CUCK, ETC. ROLES ARE NOT OUR THING - AT ALL. MORE PARAMETERS WILL FOLLOW IF YOU MEET CERTAIN CRITERIA (SOME ARE BELOW). DON'T HAVE ANY CLEAR/RECENT FACE AND SHIRTLESS BODY PICS? MOVE ON. AND GUYS; YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS 'ATHLETIC' OR 'FIT' WHEN YOU HAVE FLABBY ARMS AND MAN-BOOBS, FFS.

Now that that’s out of the way...                                                                                                 

MORE PHYSICAL DETAILS: 

Her: fit, size 1, 32 D cup, 110 lbs, blonde - Brazilian-style waxed. Can be shy at first.                                                                                      

Him: fit, cut, 34" waist, 210lbs, light brown - Shaved/trimmed. 

We've been married 20+ years and are happily, madly, in love with each other. This is not about fixing or compensating for anything. It's about new and different ways of having fun. What we have to offer: discretion, safety, respect, patience, honesty, humour, kindness, and sexual energy. You must also possess these attributes! Stress, drama, and pressure are not on the menu.

Oh yeah, expect lots and lots of laughter.

We are not bed-hoppers. We're looking for a couple with whom we can have a sincere friendship both inside and outside of the bedroom, club, kitchen, back seat, alleyway (you get the idea). Playtime on a first meet isn't really our thing. She is attracted to men who are fit, ie. shoulders wider than waists and reasonably toned at the very least. Ladies, please be waxed or at least shaven in all the right places (too much hair down there is a huge no-go for us - same for stubble!!!). Gents, trimming and shaving your bits and pieces is a must. No beer bellies and/or muffin tops, pretty please. Dental/oral hygiene is critical - yellow or stained teeth shut us down.  Medical technology being what it is, skin tags, protruding moles and such are easily removed, right? We once met a couple where both obviously dyed each other's hair with a product that had to be off a WalMart shelf - we don't remember what they said, as we were trying not to stare the whole time. Just sayin'...

We are ddf, and will remain that way. Protection is not negotiable. We are light drinkers and cannot host. Smokers aren’t necessarily a no-go, but smokers’ breath or the smell of stale tobacco on you or your clothing are powerful turn-offs. Think of it this way: we love seafood, but never smell like fish. 

She is listed as bi-curious and despite some experience playing with women, such activity is not guaranteed (nothing in this is). He is straight. No issues with bi, bi-curious or gay males, he just isn't one of them. 

We dig people of all skin tones and backgrounds, because they can all be beautiful - VIVE LA DIFFÉRENCE! We do not tolerate bigots in any shape or form. Besides, we all bleed the same colour, right?

Let’s get together and make some outrageously naughty memories...

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