I shall relate more of my true to life sometime crazy swinger adventures Some may recognize the locations but no names shall be mentioned. After that epic romp at la Rumeur, I still had some exploring to do so in October 2011, I started looking again for some more fun. My ex-wife was gone for the week-end and leaving me with the kids and spending time with her boot camp beau getting railed by him and I guess not saying no to sex compared to the last 5 years of our defunct marriage. Again, with the power of the internet, I started looking for a local swinger club in the Ottawa – Gatineau area and I found one. Club D&D (Does not mean Dungeons and Dragons, you nerds but it was named after the original owners Daniel & Danielle). I put my plan in motion, sent the kids to a sleepover at one of their friends, grab a shower, some cash and put on some nice clothes and hit the road. Club D&D was located in Aylmer at 1214 Antoine-Boucher in a former place of worship in the western part of the Greater Gatineau area. The reason I wrote located was that club was about to be closed by November because in April, their liquor license was withdrawn since their (idiot) neighbors complained about nonexistent noise and parking issues because they did not like having a swinger’s club in their backyard. (Again, fucking morons, could let the adults play in fucking peace in the NCR) I arrived early at about 10h00 and found out I was the only patron plus another couple. I met the new owner and he explained the rules of the club and the facilities. I looked like a church but it was huge and a corner dance floor. So, I sit down at the bar, absentmindedly watching a porno on the TV behind the bar and making small chat with the barman who is also the owner. A couple arrives, a blonde, a bit BBW and a short guy. The guy zooms on the other couples and after an hour disappears in the downstairs playroom area, ditching the woman. I was chatting along for about 30-45 minutes with the blonde about work and such after his departure. Without malice or further intent, I ask her if she’s here to play or purely socialize. She answers, sure, why not, let’s play. I’m the luckiest neophyte swinger on earth or some higher power must have pity on me for the lack of sex in my dead-end marriage because it was game on. Downstairs we go, towels and condoms in hand, grab one of the rooms and she starts undressing me. She takes off my pants, grabs my hard on and starts sucking, taking long drags on my dick and playing with my balls. She is still clothed and there I am, pants and underwear down to my ankle, struggling to remove my polo shirt and getting one hell of blowjob. I have to make her stop; the enjoyment is too sinful. I start kissing her and caressing her on the bed, room barely lit but anyone in the corridor downstairs sitting on the sofas can see us going at it. I take her clothes off finally and I’m about to return the favor by going down on her pussy when she stops me. My mind races, why, what did I fuck up but she brings me closer to her face and informs me she on the rag so she wants me to do her anally. I was astounded, anal sex, barely met her, can barely recall her name but anal sex, fuck yeah! Last time I fucked my ex-wife anally was 2003 and that’s still on my calendar. She grabs her purse and pull a small bottle of lube, grabs a condom, puts it on my dick and apply lube on it, passes me the bottle and I put a liberal dose on her anus. My dick is stiff has a board has she raises her round BBW ass in the air and begs me to fuck her doggy style now. I ram my dick on the first try in her bunghole and she moans lightly, it’s still tight but heavenly to fuck a woman in the ass for the first time in 8 years. Guys in jail don’t even have to wait that fucking long. I’m plowing away, just ramming the fuck out of her, lube or no lube, she is still tight. I cannot cum right away despite my excitement, I try to slap her ass a bit and gently play with her nipples but my options are limited in our doggy style position. I just keep on truckin’, fucking her nice round ass but after 15 minutes of fucking anally at various speeds while she plays with her clitoris, I can’t hold down, I warn her I’m about to come in her ass, she moans louder and I blow my load in condom as I’m grunting and she is biting the pillow to scream. We cum and my dick softens, the condom almost ends up stuck in her ass as I’m pulling away. She turns around and I just grin, she smiles and I come closer to cuddle, to catch our breaths and I caress and suck on her large tits, my body nuzzled against her and my mind racing after what happened. I was ecstatic, it was the best anal sex ever (ok, you pundits, I did not have much reference in that department so snicker away). We start kissing and exploring our body as she is trying to reanimate my dick with her hands and I look in the corridor to see two couples, well dressed, sitting on the sofas, looking at us. I never noticed them but they got an eyeful at least. She is tender but she knows how to play with her strengths as she is sucking and beating my dick on her big semi pendulous tits with fully erect nipples to excite me again. She is kneeling on the bed and I’m standing on it almost banging my head on the ceiling as she is trying drain my dick of every last drop but I cannot, I’m on Zoloft, one side effect is that it delays my ejaculation and I cannot come despite the excitement and hard on. She still sucks on it as she lets me tit fuck her. We have been going at it for a fair amount of time and we decide mutually to stop and go take a shower together. We climb in the shower and I her lather with soap gently everywhere paying extra attention to her ass and tits as we are French kissing in the shower. She asks me what is that as she cleans my back, I tell her it’s my scar, 5 inches on my neck, courtesy of the Canadian government and taxpayers. She gently brushes it with her fingers and sends shivers of excitement down my body which result in a gallant reflex from the part of my cock. She grabs it and licks it in the shower one last time. We step out, dry out as we are looking at her companion neck deep in body parts fucking the other couple in a wild threesome in the room next to the shower on our left. We get dressed up, gently kiss and she goes back upstairs waiting for her ride to finish as I’m spent. I offer her as a gentleman to drive her back home since I have no babysitter to pay for. She declines and tell me that her ride should be there shortly. I kiss her again and leave the club feeling like the luckiest beginner swinger in the world but on the way home, I realized I fucked up and forgot to ask her phone number (yes, you pro swingers, laugh away, I deserve it). I’m a fucking idiot because that chick was a sure thing. It did have a silver lining that evening since my account was activated on the D&D website, I now was able to communicate with other members on the profile and chat side. That would prove fortuitous, almost lifesaving in the near future, unbeknownst to me. RIP club D&D, it was sure fun when it existed. Another club would temporary be stood upon by another couple but that’s the subject of another true story.