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Feb. 8, 2020


So now for part 3, the wildest, craziest evening of my short swinger experience up to now but so worth it. It all begins Halloween week-end in October 2011 in Quebec City.

My wife tells to take the kids to Quebec City, to see their grandmother and grandfather is still bedridden. Her intent was clear, get rid of me and the kids so her jackass of boot camp beau could fuck in the bed I paid for, and not just any bed, a fucking oak made Amish built bed that two elephants could fuck on without breaking it. Lost that in the divorce but knowing they fucked in it, no lost in my book.

So, I take Friday off from, drive to Quebec City, spend time with the kids and my parents at my parent’s place. 20h30 comes and I send them to bed, they are still excited but they simmer down and fall asleep. I go in the bathroom, change my clothes, freshen up and put on the only cologne I had, Sexual by Michel Germain (laugh but that shit works plus is a local Ottawa entrepreneur so I support him). Tell my mom to keep an eye on the kids as I’m going to see some army friends from CFB Valcartier army base and have a drink.

It’s about 22h00 when I show up at La Rumeur swinger Club, my new favorite place and the place is packed to the rafters. Unbeknownst to me and not advertised on their website, it was the Halloween party for a swinger website mostly based in Quebec, PTF and you had to elbow your way to get a drink. I take stock of the room and lo and behold, my last threesome partner from part 1 are there. Hell yeah, it’s going to be a good night like Flo-Rida was singing on the dance floor sound system. I go say Hi, kisses all around but you have to scream to get heard and jostle for space on the dance floor. The short brunette decides to throw herself at another guy so I end up with the blonde.

They announce on the PA of the sound system, a dirty dancing contest and the winners will be taken back to the playroom where two female bisexual porno stars from Pegas Productions will play with themselves and their toys for our enjoyment. I grab the blonde and start rubbing my hands all over her body while dancing and she reciprocates by grabbing me by the belt to kiss her closer in a sudden jerking move. We finally get selected and so does her brunette friend with the guy she is with to go the playroom see what was all the fuss about. I later found out that the two girls were late, totally unprofessional and their lateness delayed the opening of the playroom to paying couples by more than one hour.

So, we 20 -24 of us are parked in one corner of the playroom in various state of undress and at the opposite corner on a bed, two young women who start going at it. Despite what you may think, it was fucking boring and the most mechanical wannabe lesbian scene I ever seen and I have seen enough porn on various sites irregularly to a be good judge of that. They try the classic magic trick of making a double ended dildo disappear but that one was a little tired in my book. The real fun was for us both couples, parked all the way in the back finger fucking our dates and pinching their exposed nipples for other to see rather than look at lesbian scene in front of them. The girls were pretty good at staying quiet while their respective hands were tugging at our erect dicks in our obviously bulgy underwear and unzipped pants. The scene was over eventually and we were told to leave so that the two wannabe porn actresses who arrived late to boot and took so much time that the playground reopened at 0040 rather than 23h30 which caused quite the grumble with the patrons and the packed house.

Finally, the playground open and we decide to pay our lockers, disrobe, grab our respective gal and decide to fuck side by side in the black light/mirrored room. I start going down on the blonde knowing the brunette is a squirter from my first adventure. She enjoys the cunnilingus while I penetrate her with my fingers, probing for her G-spot, tapping it so lightly. The brunette is blowing her guy while other patrons spy us from the door frame since they cannot enter without invitation and it gets bloody warm in those enclosed room if we close the door for privacy.

The blonde raises my face after climaxing too many times and begs to fuck missionary style while the other couple is fucking next to us on the same bed doggy style. I put on a condom and start pumping missionary style to her enjoyment but the delay and excitement between the earlier foreplay and now means I do not last every long but manage to make her come. Buddy next to me doesn’t last much longer with the brunette. Both satiated, we collapse on the mattress, boy girl, girl boy and caress one another while some guy is still jerking himself in the door frame.

The fun was not over yet since both gal pals are bored, we get to be privy to something unexpected. After closing the damned door (fuck this, I’d rather bake now, it is past 01h30 by now, club closes a 03h00 and the other patrons are pretty much done because of the wait). As explained earlier in my first adventure, both ladies are bi and start enjoying one another right by us. This was the best girl on girl scene I ever was witness, not raunchy, just tender and erotic. Both guys are excluded and we let them enjoy themselves but that was enough to bring my dick back to life in no time. There I am on the left edge of the bed with a great big hard on, two women going down on one another and all I can do is beat my meat to this beautiful scene. Two women kissing and caressing each other without a care in the world.

Unfortunately, all I can do is ejaculate to this beautiful scene as the girls play with themselves. It’s getting late (past 02h00, the only people left are single men looking for some sex, any sex!) and leave to go clean myself in the shower with that wonderful memory of those two erotic women which I never saw again at the club.

Meanwhile, I was still trying my luck with other women online on the D&D site before its closure and manage to start talking fairly regularly with another unicorn and we decide to set up a date eventually in December 2011.

I went back to the club La Rumeur in November, after the 11th since I worked for one of the rare outfits that on duty on Remembrance Day in Ottawa not parading, working so I could take a day off in compensation when I wanted (How many times one person can tolerate the K-9 unit from the RCMP sniffing you is beyond me?). It was an average Friday night and I was at the bar, one of the regular women was there, the one that gave me the pity blowjob six months ago. We start chatting and some friends of her show up that evening. I never saw them except one but she was not a swinger, just curious.

A drink here, talk some more, a little dancing and they announce at 23h30 that the playground is open. The regular girl decides to go play and I’m her bone for the evening to have fun with. Pay for my locker, remove my clothes, grab my towel and condom and follow her to the main playroom, the one with the four mattresses to start fucking. I start licking her and playing with her tits and pussy when she raises her head and signal another guy to join. I could not compete with the new guy since, to describe politely, if he ever caught a cold, he would go see a veterinarian rather than a doctor because he was hung, too hung. She zeros on his dick like he’s the perfect cure for her wanton needs of smoking the largest pole she ever encountered and I’m holding my dick right there in the playroom when something weird occurs. One of her friends tells me to follow her in the private bedroom across the playroom.

I did not pay attention to her previously that evening but I was still polite to her so it was surprising nonetheless. She sits on the bed wearing just her garter belt and stockings with her towel just hanging there on her body. She says that I’m better off with her, her friend his more ridden than the Trans Canadian highway anyway and take off her towel to show me her tits, takes off my towel to grab my cock. We start kissing and caressing each other’s bodies while my dick gets harder to her ministrations, I gently suck and tug on her nipples only to hear her react to the attention I grant them. We eventually fuck, safety first, condom on and she orgasms loudly but again it was a small room and the door is locked so no hangers on playing with their dicks in the doorframe.

I remove my condom and cuddle next to her caressing her breasts and catching my breath. She starts chatting how she enjoyed herself with me and would like to know me (hint: we just fuck and that’s not enough intimacy for her, that’s a warning sign). Innocently we talk and I caress her while my dick is recovering, we french kiss some more and I tell her that I’ll get us some bottles of water since it is warm. I dial down the lighting a bit before leaving and when I come back, she is playing with herself in the corner of the room, sitting on the bed, legs spread open with the black stockings still on. I ask her if she did not orgasm earlier but she replies come and play with my pussy instead. I get closer and I start licking her gently and sucking on her clitoris to excite her and moans a bit. She is happy but stops me after a while to have me take the same corner, back and neck well propped up so she can blow me. She takes her time teasing me with her tongue and tits, one which has a tattoo on it that I finally notice.

I return the favor again by licking her again and I start finger fucking her feverously when she starts moaning and speaking louder and she squirts, she squirts a lot, she soaks the bedsheet. I`m stunned, I must have a built-in squirter detector. We change the bedsheet and I start smelling something on my hand and I as get closer to her, yep, it stinks of vaginal fluids like dead fish. I tell her to go freshen up while I wager my odds if I should continue. She comes back smelling better and she start sucking my cock again, that was the deal breaker so she is not perfect but she is sure fun to fuck, she will need to go to the shower often. She stops sucking and turns around to tell me to fuck her in the ass, I grab a lubricated condom and start gently pushing my dick in her ass. She likes it and I start pushing deeper as she starts playing with her pussy. I start pounding her round ass varying the tempo until we come together and she squirts again. Another bed sheet, another shower and she come back with a grin. It`s past 02h00, we call it a night. I ask her what she is doing tomorrow and her phone number, she replies nothing. I say let’s meet tomorrow and go as a couple at about 22h00, at La Rumeur again.

So, the day passes and we meet at 22h00 that Saturday, I pay for both of us cover charge and the drinks. The place is packed with couples, some women are scantily clad and good looking, totally different crowd from Fridays. We dance, we try to talk but the music is loud, we exchange a few kisses while I caress her inner thigh to figure out, she is not wearing underwear, It’s in her purse. They announce at 23h30 that the playground is open and the race is on because real estate is at a prime tonight. I pay for both our lockers, get naked, grab our respective towels and a few condoms. We approach the main playroom and I’m standing in the door frame to join the other couples on the beds when I feel being grabbed by my arm to be led to the same room as the previous night (other hint: she did not want to share with everyone). She makes me sit against the bed which is higher than average, removes my towel, leaves the door open for a good look at the main playroom for me to watch the action. She throws her towel on the bed with mine, gets on her knees and she starts blowing me long and hard while caressing my balls. The night was an endless permutation of anal, oral, vaginal sex and showers until we close the place at 03h00 in the morning totally spent. We ended changing the sheets 9 times while other couples look on at our endless fucking since the door was left on because the room gets too warm anyway. Couples wanted the room where we were in since there was not enough real estate to fuck, so packed was the place that one couple was fucking in the porn watching room on the ottoman while two other couples were trying to screw on the couch.

I grabbed her email this time and informed her I had to return to Ottawa to work but we will keep in touch and I promise I will see her a X-Mas. She would send me pictures of her in lingerie to remind me what was coming. Meanwhile, Club D&D was closed but a new (temporary) one would be stood up on the second floor of a building located in Masson Angers called club 10. Again, I checked the address and went there on a Friday night after sending the kids to a sleepover. It was quite the drive from Riverside South to their location. I show at about 22h00, pay my fee and start looking around for their setup. People can rent room ahead of time sleep at the club. There is a hot tub but it does not work and you have to bring your own alcohol since they cannot secure a liquor licence. The owners are Réjean and Claire and Claire is a serious MILF, now GILF. Nobody was playing in the rooms; one was setup as a voyeur room with a crappy webcam and monitor to look on people fucking. Midnight hits and Bad to the bone from George Thorogood and one good looking woman start stripping her clothes down to her underwear and dancing lasciviously on the pole. The song finishes and it ends there, she puts her clothes back on.

At around 01h00, I was about leave since it was fairly boring when Claire grabs a young single man and goes the main room to blow him. I just go into the voyeur room and another couple is watching on the screen. The kid does not last long, gets dressed, leaves the room and Claire is naked with the exception of a miniskirt and fishnets on the bed. I go out from the voyeur room to go see Claire and she wants more, I get undressed and we 69, I suck on her pierced clit while she blows me. She is good, too good and I come in her mouth for her to swallow. She is really good at sucking to the last drop and I make her climax by licking and sucking on her pussy. She is done and another young man shows and sticks his dick in her face to suck, no ceremony. I sit on a chair getting dressed and looking at her ass and tits. Once the guy is finished, he leaves and lets her to change the bedsheets, no courtesy. I help her and make small chat. I decide to leave in the cold night at about 02h00.

That was the first and only time I went there, it was closed by the city of Gatineau later and the swinger’s community moved to other locations like Vankleek Hill (the Great Barn) or Lac Simon (auberge) away from the city of Gatineau and its puritanical not in my backyard policy. In December, I had a date with the online unicorn from D&D, the first night I slept there, by morning we were sucking each other with intensity. That woman ended being my second wife 3 years later but she was not a practising swinger per se, she was the hostess at the entrance of Club D&D because the new owners were her friends and she ended knowing the swingers community in Gatineau by name and faces.

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